It’s about 4:14 pm now. The VIP bus is filled up now, and we’ve just started moving out of the yard. Been quite a wait, but at least we all know that when it comes to Accra-Kumasi buses diɛɛ, them go fill up within the smallest time.
Of course, I make set. Earphones? Check. Phone battery as full as possible? Check. Power bank? Check. Extra power bank? Extra check.
Hehe, chale, no slacking ooo. I depend on my own entertainment for these kinda trips, so chale, everything’s gotta be on point. I’ve never been a fan of the Kumawood movies they show on the buses, so chale, if my phone battery dies, la wu for me.
As the bus slowly makes its way out of Accra and one of these guys selling herbal stuff does the usual pitch and promotion thing, my mind tunes out as I immediately put on my earphones and put on my Afrobeats playlist. Yeah, I’m not really interested in the stuff he’s selling.
Heard it’s some flaxseed something something. Chale, can’t be bothered.
The only thing I’m interested in is my playlist and the absolute bombshell of a babe I’m gonna be meeting in a couple of hours’ time.
Adjo Tay. Damn oh damn! What a hot girl!
Like chale, she really be my type. I really hit the jackpot with this chic, coz me, I’m not really into juicy girls like that. You know, girls wey them get flesh paaa, then big boobs, the big ass, those kinda babes. More guys dey die over those types, and that’s fine. Everybody get ein taste. But as for me, ibi these slim sexy mamas wey dey catch my eyes. Handling and playing with them go nice pass!
So that’s what is on my mind as we move. Just imagining how sweet that body is gonna be. The chills down my spine as I imagine all the freaky shit we’ve got planned. Chale!
***
It’s been about an hour and a half, and we just got to Linda Dor. As you’d expect, everyone’s stepped out to take a leak, get something to eat, the usual.
I step out and get myself some meat pie and canned Milo drink bi after relieving my stressed bladder. Then I get back on the bus and take out my phone and open WhatsApp.
Thank goodness I’m at the window seat, by the way. I always prefer that one.
The last time I chatted with my sexy mami was earlier that afternoon, before I left the house. I send a message.
Hey you!
In less than a minute, the blue ticks appear, and she responds: Hey honey. On your way?
I grin and nod, typing: Yep. Currently at Linda Dor.
She responds. Cool. Wil be heading to Rabanon Lodge in a few minutes.
That’s the lodge we’re gonna be spending the weekend at. I checked it out on Google; seems a simple enough lodge. Basic facilities and stuff. It’s alright; we don’t have enough money to get a world-class hotel, anyways. I’m already holding quite some amount on me for the weekend, for the pizza, the KFC, all those small small things we’ll be enjoying from tonight to Sunday afternoon.
I text back. Alright, won’t be long now.
Sure. Can’t wait to meet you…
The way my heart jump as she send that text. Chaleeeee! Enjoyment galore this weekend!
I excitedly respond: Me too. We’re gonna have so much fun!
She responds.
🤣😈👉🏾👌🏾🍆🍑👅💦
Ooooooh, nasty! That’s that freaknik shit right there, and I love it!
I respond with a dozen heart-eyed emojis.
Chale, no doubts about it, I’m freaking excited! I’ve never been this excited to go to Kumasi before. I mean, going to see my guy Paa Yaw is great and all, but like, this is another level of excitement. Like, this is top-level anticipation in my chest right now!
As the rest of the travellers get back into the bus, I lean back into my seat and grin bigly. I quickly have to place the polythene bag on my crotch area with the kind of thoughts creeping into my brain. The way squad dey enter the bus diɛɛ, they don’t need to see me with a big one downstairs.
About five minutes pass, then the driver enquires if everyone is back in the bus. Once we all confirm that we’re in, he gets back to his seat, and the bus moves out.
Another one of those guys doing sales is in the bus. Yeah, you guessed it, I’m not the least bit interested in what he’s selling. Maybe if it were some drug to enhance my performance, he’d have my attention. Maybe I’d even buy…
Nah, wait. On second thought, scratch that. Young boy buying a drug for enhancement of bedroom performance? Yeah, it wouldn’t go down well. The elderly people on the bus go dey watch me some styles bi. The man selling it would probably even be giving me some judgmental look and asking all sorts of unnecessary questions. Chale, forget.
So as the music continues to blast in my ears, I get myself to feel as comfy as possible while I close my eyes and try to get some sleep.
While I fantasize about the stunning Adjo and all the things I’m gonna do to her…
***
I was gone for about an hour or so. I woke up just as the bus was moving out of Konongo. Now we’re at Ejisu.
I’m almost in Kumasi. And Christ, the excitement is at its peak!
Adjo texted me about twenty minutes ago to inform me that she’s at the lodge. So I called the lodge people to confirm that I’m the one who paid for the room and that she’s my partner for the period of our stay. She texted me and confirmed she was in a few minutes later.
Now’s a good time to let her sexy ass know I ain’t too far away.
I take up my phone and text: Hey mami. We’re in Ejisu now. Won’t be long.
It’s about three minutes later when she responds. Awesome! I’m in the lodge right now. You found the location on Google Maps, right?
I nod as I reply: Yeah, I got that. Don’t worry kraaa.
Her next response: kiss emojis.
I just smile, turn the phone screen off and look outside the window, a big smile on my face. Won’t be long now; just another twenty or so minutes before I see the famous Tech junction, then I know I’m in Kumasi for real.
Chale! I really can’t wait to meet Adjo! She’s gonna be an absolute dream come true! And the things we’re gonna do this weekend? Walahi!
Bruh, I can already see myself returning to Accra as a very happy man on Sunday afternoon. I can just feel it…
Well, let’s see what happens once he touches down in Kumasi…
